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The Queen of Punjab

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Happy to have visited your gram You're Venus herself Also the biggest and most beautiful Compliment Which anyone got ever For real Like whoa I'd be Karma if I were in a village Of your land of five rivers Of mustard gravy and corn bread Of sweet yoghurt Jaggery and powdered jaggery Fields lush  Your land of purified butter Of folk tales and songs Your own country Where you're a princess A dame Where you dance your folk dance A land where you wear traditional clothes Have your own cows and buffaloes That produce more cattle which  Give milk everyday You make cheese And bring me lunch in the fields Enpointe

Her Majester The Queen

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Just what it feels like to Listen to her recite Boundless love and affection alike I loveth thou with all my heart You're gorgeous and very smart Picked up afresh I have  Reading from thee You own my bookclubs too you see The one on Instagram and also  On Spotify You rule the world And all countries You're the most intelligent and funny Also you have all the money Do always smile and be bubbly Photograph 

Marry Me

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God is my witness that I've thought Of Alliance Française too I've loved it and wanted to Spend all my life with it Because of all that's good in me Despite not being bad ever How thou hast changed AF Hopelessly thou hast fallen deeply Um Gods of France will tell you I  Want to only be with thou It's my being My entire meaning I could spend my life praising thou Without ever being not nice You're the sweetest connection You may try and connect with me Might just help I may not reach out and et cetera  Picture from the web

The French Connection, A Letter

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My dearest IndiaInk Alliance Française de Chandigarh is an alma mater. It's where I came after I had to come to live on my own forever. I learnt culture. After a lifetime immersed in English twenty four by seven I looked up British Culture, it's a subject. I read. Had tea, biscuits.  It's been five years now. In February, my presence was required, double o's aren't trained to disappoint. I did it all except physically light the diyas. I was called elsewhere. I became a chief guest slash guest of honour without my name being mentioned directly. I've come back. Picked up Hira Mandi. Have just been appointed the Diwan of Lahore. I've read the first page, busy writing history since. 

Gigi Hadid's Rocky: Pomeranian, Pony

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Just heard you named your pony Rocky I love you Ridin' since you were 9 Months old Cool I have missed you So very much You've been busy with the baby The baby turned two  Very cool Maybe the baby'll like me You've been really awesome Set a great precedent Priorities I and Bella have kept in touch We love each other way too much It's been over a decade You've only just begun In the evenings too I'm having to run You are the sweetest ladies Only you're fun Ask the moon or the sun

WW III OR Upgrade Brain Technology God

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Why God do your beings Lose their minds Why Why are brains not foolproof I pray to thou lord Isn't there anything you could do It's what happens to any All of your innocent creatures Humans birds and animals alike Shalt earth be lost now Just because COVID may have spared us dear God Can madness not I worship and pray to you In all your forms Across religions and in spirit In letter and in prayers such and poems In letters to thou master Cure brains I ask thee for an upgrade to technology Or What you choose to call it when  Thou maketh us almighty Weren't we apes Thanks for all previous innovations  Supreme Being You're the all encompassing The origin and The end The meaning The source Do upgrade human brains atleast I thank thou

Sonam Kapoor aka Angelic Fairy of Heavens OR Touchwood

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Sweet lady Simply the most awesome Can't thank God enough For you're the ultimate babe There can't be a better human being Always slim and beautiful An Indian princess from the legends Dusky and buttery Smoother than smoothees Soft and gentle You're pink and pouty With lips so spouty Wish we could I would You could How much wood woulda woodchuck Chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood How much would I chuck wood If I could We could  Photo from @sonamkapoor

Letter of The Best Wishes to Sara

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My favourite I thank God for thou. Knowing what's cool is a gift and you're the most awesome, amazing, fun and beyond. When I saw you were debuting I had deja vu like anything, your mummy's first movie came to mind. I was new to social media but all of my talent and good looks have resulted in your superduperstardom. Thee and thoust younger brother are the sweetest and you're funny. You've taken success in your stride and I'm always very proud of both of you. I will actually love to know a better pair of star siblings. I wish I could just go on writing you. You're always in my prayers and if I were to really think, there isn't anyone better. I adore truly all of you, you're the only number one! You only have accomplishments and the brightest future to look forward to. May you always remain happy. Yours only Vicky 

An Ode in a Letter to Swastima

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Hi Swastima My best guess is that you'll always be possibly the most beautiful girl I saw from not far. This post speaks volumes. Please try and cheer up. Truth is that you are definitely going to meet the man of your dreams. He'll be more awesome than you can imagine. You're going to have an awesome life, great kids and a place in cool history. Your grandkids will love you and remember you and speak of you to your great grandkids who'll love you more than ever. You'd have done for them what practically nobody gets the chance to do.  I'm only temporary. The most handsome man who was born etc. The only one of my kind. One that got away. That's what's you're ruing about, can't blame you. You could come back to Chandigarh. You know how much I love you. Isn't this the funniest letter?

Chandigarh is 69

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Thank you Chandigarh Police For making me sing This evening Summer of 69 It's a happy birthday Chandigarh is 69 today Our dear capital We love you Of all places nice You're the City Beautiful You're 69 today I love your gardens All of your museums I love your best sectors Chandigarh I love you 7.10 is your special day 6.10 is your architect's b'day I was at his Centre yesterday Did get clicked too I love Chandigarh Yes, I love you 

R For RK

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You're the best pair in the world And paired forever in real life too In your first movie together Everyone loves you It was your first baby shower I'm so happy for you It's either Raja or Rajkumari Kapoor Could be Roger too Rudraksh or Rasik and Rudrapriya, Alu Are plausible too But that's only And just because of you Photo 

I'm Ready (... ready for it, Taylor Swift)

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Ready when you are Let's make you pleased Very happy girl Really so happy never will You be angry Always you'll smile Truly a person ecstatic Proper fantastic

You're Maroon 5's Valentine, Happy Birthday

I'm liked by girls Sweet and pretty By the Lily And the silly Not really silly at all Not in the very least It's your day Have a feast It's a cone Sunday In my LA Adam was named that Hence you're in the same band Or that's why we're Making music There'll be many many more You'll be rich in them all The great grandkids will be too And they'll really love you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you   Happy birthday dear missus' Valentine Happy birthday to you 

Padma Shri Madhur ji

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Chandni Bar was awesome  Unforgettable A force to reckon with Starring my dearest Tabu How I love her You're very sweet too Just struck how inspirational you were Then, your cassette library story Young me And so young art thee Smiling, quiet, gentry The Roses of Shakespeare, Rajat Bros. Had it easy For the love of Bebo Ali Only her She's my Begum of Pataudi you see Hence the Armageddon End of the world thou did see But not really thankfully  It's only about Heroine(s) honestly You could convey my love siree Did you like the Nepalese and The Bangladeshi (heroines) We became separated before your entry God bless them and me I loved them God truly I've followed their accounts sincerely They have my wishes dearly And compliments and courtesies  WE'RE PAGE 3  

The Day of Soha, Happy Birthday

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You're my life All you've done is made it easy One day the next person shalt be As cool Educated and all heart Happy birthday to you In your life You've already been helping with it Thanks for all you do Pataudi thanks you Like Bhopal and Hyderabad Patiala loves you Lahore is only yours Like this gazal  Link to photo 

Younger Hadid

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Isabella, You're gorgeous I'm proud of you Wish I could climb inside you I would Or You could come in me Or We could somehow Entwine Become one Melt into one You're the one For me

Till Today

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Hi sweetie pie Long time no see Where art thee Where In the army On tv Nowhere at all near me Am I near thee Circling thou like a bumblebee Have you missed me Link to photo 

Happy Boyfriend Day

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I owe you We loved when I met the First of you In fifth First sight Pre teens Thanks Thanks the only age worth it Teens I'd waited and wanted I've always prayed for you You live in my heart I know you married Had kids They love me

My dearest Ms Haque

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Hi It was a memory I pray to cherish Your grand entrance How you'd dressed Your looks truly international The slit of your dress Your appeal Your deep love Unflinching and unwavering Despite anything You loved me I love you  Photo @bobby.haque789

29 Down Under

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What's today It's a beautiful day From Melbourne to Bombay It's definitely something this nice day A big day Yes It's Monday Soon it's gonna be The big 3-0 Happy birthday  It's your sweet 29th birthday today For years you could remain twenty nine You do always sparkle and shine A birthday card  (true next year) A card for this one Hurry! Your twenties expire in a year! Proof you're lit card I love kitties

I'll Be There For Thou, Saba Qamar

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Pic You're the only one of your kind I pray I'll reciprocate all All the love The depth of you Your feelings All of what you've given me generously In your life and words In your accent How you say things Your manner of speaking And when you don't talk Of the years I didn't know you All the years I was near When you were born Already there

Heirs to Earth

The sweetest are Sisters Patiala Innie and her big sis Loving, beautiful and brainy Gorgeous with brains It has been awesome getting to know 'em Guess we had to love each other Love makes the world go round The big sis is compulsively a loving girl Li'l sis too It's a beautiful world A happy place Very cool The sisters are quite my world It was destined It's because there's God everywhere In humans and plants Like what science calls the living Also the non living

Princess of Chandigarh

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Once upon a time There was a princess She had catty eyes She was the fairest little child Her kingdom loved her She scribbled the palace  The walls were graffitied The refrigerator too The notebooks were scribbled also She was very religious and prayed She worshipped Durga Ma Her Nani was a Bengali Everyone loved the princess Her name was Inaaya Her middle name was Naumi Her last name was Khemu It could be spelled Kemmu She was Indian but her name was international Today is the finale of the film festival It's at the theatre named after  Her maternal grandmother's  Great grandfather, Rabindranath Tagore ji It's at Chandigarh Inaaya is the princess of Chandigarh  Illustrated by Inni, @sakpataudi