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The Queen of Punjab

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Happy to have visited your gram You're Venus herself Also the biggest and most beautiful Compliment Which anyone got ever For real Like whoa I'd be Karma if I were in a village Of your land of five rivers Of mustard gravy and corn bread Of sweet yoghurt Jaggery and powdered jaggery Fields lush  Your land of purified butter Of folk tales and songs Your own country Where you're a princess A dame Where you dance your folk dance A land where you wear traditional clothes Have your own cows and buffaloes That produce more cattle which  Give milk everyday You make cheese And bring me lunch in the fields Enpointe

Her Majester The Queen

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Just what it feels like to Listen to her recite Boundless love and affection alike I loveth thou with all my heart You're gorgeous and very smart Picked up afresh I have  Reading from thee You own my bookclubs too you see The one on Instagram and also  On Spotify You rule the world And all countries You're the most intelligent and funny Also you have all the money Do always smile and be bubbly Photograph 

Marry Me

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God is my witness that I've thought Of Alliance Française too I've loved it and wanted to Spend all my life with it Because of all that's good in me Despite not being bad ever How thou hast changed AF Hopelessly thou hast fallen deeply Um Gods of France will tell you I  Want to only be with thou It's my being My entire meaning I could spend my life praising thou Without ever being not nice You're the sweetest connection You may try and connect with me Might just help I may not reach out and et cetera  Picture from the web

The French Connection, A Letter

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My dearest IndiaInk Alliance Française de Chandigarh is an alma mater. It's where I came after I had to come to live on my own forever. I learnt culture. After a lifetime immersed in English twenty four by seven I looked up British Culture, it's a subject. I read. Had tea, biscuits.  It's been five years now. In February, my presence was required, double o's aren't trained to disappoint. I did it all except physically light the diyas. I was called elsewhere. I became a chief guest slash guest of honour without my name being mentioned directly. I've come back. Picked up Hira Mandi. Have just been appointed the Diwan of Lahore. I've read the first page, busy writing history since. 

Gigi Hadid's Rocky: Pomeranian, Pony

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Just heard you named your pony Rocky I love you Ridin' since you were 9 Months old Cool I have missed you So very much You've been busy with the baby The baby turned two  Very cool Maybe the baby'll like me You've been really awesome Set a great precedent Priorities I and Bella have kept in touch We love each other way too much It's been over a decade You've only just begun In the evenings too I'm having to run You are the sweetest ladies Only you're fun Ask the moon or the sun

WW III OR Upgrade Brain Technology God

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Why God do your beings Lose their minds Why Why are brains not foolproof I pray to thou lord Isn't there anything you could do It's what happens to any All of your innocent creatures Humans birds and animals alike Shalt earth be lost now Just because COVID may have spared us dear God Can madness not I worship and pray to you In all your forms Across religions and in spirit In letter and in prayers such and poems In letters to thou master Cure brains I ask thee for an upgrade to technology Or What you choose to call it when  Thou maketh us almighty Weren't we apes Thanks for all previous innovations  Supreme Being You're the all encompassing The origin and The end The meaning The source Do upgrade human brains atleast I thank thou

Sonam Kapoor aka Angelic Fairy of Heavens OR Touchwood

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Sweet lady Simply the most awesome Can't thank God enough For you're the ultimate babe There can't be a better human being Always slim and beautiful An Indian princess from the legends Dusky and buttery Smoother than smoothees Soft and gentle You're pink and pouty With lips so spouty Wish we could I would You could How much wood woulda woodchuck Chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood How much would I chuck wood If I could We could  Photo from @sonamkapoor